Sunday, March 19, 2017

2015 Harley Road Trip: Part 3, Sturgis, Arrived



2015 Harley Road Trip: Part 3, Sturgis

“I hate having my life disrupted by routine”…..Unknown

Again, getting up at sunrise and on the road, I found a nearby Starbucks for 20 ounces of my morning cup of ambition and a coffee cake.  Heading north on the I-25, I noticed an increase in motorcycle traffic. By the time I hit Fort Collins, Co., it seemed like Harleys were everywhere. Some in trailers being towed, some in trucks, and others in packs on the interstate like a parade. I tend to just cruise, obey the speed limits, and enjoy the scenery and all it offers. Others, however, just like to haul ass, really  fast! Everyone was heading to Sturgis for the largest bike rally of all time, the 75th Annual Sturgis Rally.
The farther north I got, the more crowded the interstate became. All roads from across the country were converging the closer you got to Sturgis. At a truck stop where I pulled off to refuel and hydrate, there were probably close to 100 bikes parked there doing the same. The parking lot itself resembled a bike show with every kind of make and model of Harley and every kind of stereotypical rider you can imagine.
By the time I hit Cheyenne, WY, I was getting a bit uneasy with all of the traffic on the interstate and the way others were speeding and cutting in and out of lanes. I had a sense that this could easily become one of those catastrophic situations where a mass pile up of motorcycles and automobiles collided. I certainly didn’t want any part of that. I made the decision to head east to Nebraska on more rural farm roads and get off of the interstate, which is how I like to travel in the first place.
In the cow-town of Orin, I headed east on Hwy 18/20 towards Nebraska. This instantly became rural middle America. The real deal. I headed north on another rural highway, finding my way into South Dakota. In the distance, I could see prong-horned antelope and herds of buffalo. Eventually, I made my way through Custer State Park and later came upon the Crazy Horse Memorial. (https://crazyhorsememorial.org/) By this time, being closer to the rally, motorcycles were everywhere again. I pulled over to the side of the road, took a pic, and continued on, wanting to avoid the crowds.
Crazy Horse in the background
A bit farther was the turn-off to Mount Rushmore National Memorial. (https://www.nps.gov/moru/index.htm) I took it and got in my place in the seemingly endless line of bikes. By the time I got to the memorial, the parking lot looked like rush hour on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles. I got a good enough glimpse from the road and blasted by it getting out of there as quickly as possible. I suppose I should have known better.
Being hungry, I did the unthinkable as I made my way into Rapid City. I ate at McDonalds. WTF. Now granted, I’ve eaten way more than my share of Big Macs. I’ve eaten them in the likes of Mexico, Thailand, Italy, Germany, and probably in every state I’ve traveled to in the U.S. One thing you can always rely on is that they all taste the same; like processed cardboard. I’m convinced that the box it comes in has more nutritional value than the Big Mac itself. I do like their fries though. Of course, I ordered the #1 Big Mac Combo, super-sized with Diet Coke……probably had an apple pie too.
Hitting the road again, I headed on the last leg of the day’s ride and on into Sturgis. Miles before the off-ramp, the highway became jam-packed with bikes. I passed by one accident on the side of the road where no one was injured, just motorcycle damage. The off ramp was backed up for miles. From the off-ramp to my camp ground was about 3 miles and it ended up taking 3 hours to get there. One thing about air cooled motorcycle engines is that they require air flow; which means that everyone’s bike was over heating. The whole scene looked like Marti Gras for Harley riders. Riding through the town of Sturgis was somewhat like cruising Colorado Blvd. in Pasadena, CA on New Years Eve night (on steroids)…..except it was all about "all things Harley Davidson."
When I finally made it to the campground and checked in for what was supposed to be for 3 nights, it looked nothing like the web-site promised.
Try finding your tent in the dark. Sturgis
Again, I should have known better. Out somewhere in the north 40s of some cow pasture adjacent to the campgrounds proper, I found my 10 square feet of tent space and pitched my tent. What a total cluster-fuck. Oh well, at least I made it to Sturgis for the 75th Annual Sturgis Rally, where history was being made.
Shortly before sundown, I decide to ride back into town to get an idea of what was in store. Again, I should have known better. Nowhere to park. I would have been better off walking into town. Oh well, live and learn. At night, Sturgis is one giant party…….and I don’t party. I don’t drink and have been sober for nearly 37 years. Perhaps if I had been here with friends the night would have been different. Ok, screw it, I’ll just ride back to my tent and get a good night’s sleep. That night, while cozy in my sleeping bag, I decided to leave Sturgis in the early morning.
Waking up just before first light, I grabbed my towel and toilet kit and walked to the campground’s shower. Who would have thought that there would be 30 people waiting in line at 5:30 AM? Certainly not me! Screw this, I’m so outta here. I went back to the tent, broke camp, rode through downtown Sturgis, and made tracks outta town.

So much for my Sturgis adventure. At least I have some bragging rights, I suppose. After all, I did attend the 75th Annual. LOL

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